Calgary Jokes

whets the best thing that ever came out of Calgary?
Highway 2 North.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a Calgarian?
Nothing, even a pig has some standards.

Why do Calgarians cheer for the Flames?
They prefer the Flames over professional hockey.

How many Calgarians does it take to shingle a roof?
6 if you slice them thin enough.

What is 2 miles long and has an IQ of 65?
The Calgary Stampede Parade.

Whats the best defense when fighting a Calgarian.
Soap.

Have you read the Worlds Shortest Books?
Calgary Wit and Wisdom.
Calgary Hockey Stars.
Handsome Men of Calgary.

Why do Calgarians Smell?
So blind people can hate them too.

The First Additions

The first bloggers I have added are Walking Up On Planet X, and TABaker, and of course my own, The Blogging Party of Canada. All are political/personal blogs and are written to the highest quality, complete with a ton of research. I have been a regular on the threads of both blogs since their inceptions, and have become friends with both owners. Tim at TABaker I work with, and I am going to hit him up for help on this as well, except he doesn't know it yet....lol. Be sure to visit them and voice your opinion......