Calgary Jokes
whets the best thing that ever came out of Calgary?
Highway 2 North.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a Calgarian?
Nothing, even a pig has some standards.
Why do Calgarians cheer for the Flames?
They prefer the Flames over professional hockey.
How many Calgarians does it take to shingle a roof?
6 if you slice them thin enough.
What is 2 miles long and has an IQ of 65?
The Calgary Stampede Parade.
Whats the best defense when fighting a Calgarian.
Soap.
Have you read the Worlds Shortest Books?
Calgary Wit and Wisdom.
Calgary Hockey Stars.
Handsome Men of Calgary.
Why do Calgarians Smell?
So blind people can hate them too.
Highway 2 North.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a Calgarian?
Nothing, even a pig has some standards.
Why do Calgarians cheer for the Flames?
They prefer the Flames over professional hockey.
How many Calgarians does it take to shingle a roof?
6 if you slice them thin enough.
What is 2 miles long and has an IQ of 65?
The Calgary Stampede Parade.
Whats the best defense when fighting a Calgarian.
Soap.
Have you read the Worlds Shortest Books?
Calgary Wit and Wisdom.
Calgary Hockey Stars.
Handsome Men of Calgary.
Why do Calgarians Smell?
So blind people can hate them too.
posted by DazzlinDino at 2:09 PM
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Q: What's the difference between Calgary and yogurt?
A: The yogurt has live culture.
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked
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> The children what their fathers did for a living.
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> All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman,
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> salesman,etc.
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> David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
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> about his father.
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> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
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> clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
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> he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
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> money."
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
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> The other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside
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> to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
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> "No," said David, "He plays for the Calgary Flames but I was
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> too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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you homos calgary owns all!!!
edmonton are the ones that suck!
and jokes about the calgray flames are lame like its just hockey but i guess its okay for edmonton to make fun of calgary if it makes you guys feel any more superior even though you suck
CALGARY RULES!
Calgary is gay. Edmonton Owns all Life
whats the difference between calgary flames and a bra??????
a bra has two cups
What does Calgary and the Titanic have in common?
They both sink when they hit the ice.
Why doesn't Red Deer have a proffesional hockey team?
Cause Calgary would want one too.
How do you find Calgary?
Go south until you smell it and west til you step in it
woo hoo love it calgary !!!! EDMONTON RULES.... AND SO DOSE THE HAB'S..LIKE THEY SAY YOU GUY'S CHEER THE FLAMES BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY!!!
why do birds fly upside down over Edmonton?
nothing worth crapping on down there.
sign outside calgary reads hiway # 2 flames 0.
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