Help is Needed

Bloggers are uniting via this post at the Instapundit to try to raise funds for different organisations lending aid to hurricane Katrina victems. See my post at the Blogging Party of Canada to find out how to get involved, or at the Instapundit if you wish to donate to a different charity organisation than I am supporting. Your help is needed.......

Calgary Destroyed

In a freak explosion, believed to be related to the Calgary Stampede, Calgary was completely wiped off the map yesterday. Experts believe the excess buildup of manure from the Calgary Stampede, as well as the constant crap heard about the Calgary Flames, was ignited by a spark created by two stepping in a local Calgary bar. On the upside, experts also say that removing Calgary from the Alberta population will no doubt create a large increase in the average IQ of Alberta, one source even claimed a rise of 30 to 40 points. There is no sign of the Calgary CFL team the Stampeders even though they were not in Calgary at the time of the explosion, but police are not looking for the players, as the team hasn't been on the map for years anyway, and have been even harder to find on any stats sheet. All flights and buses to Calgary have been closed, as it no longer exists........